How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)