How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How should I respond?

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