How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!