Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Black Ball Jokes More Black Ball Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.