What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."