What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology