What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.