YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Betty White.
They're writing their last will and testament.