How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"