How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"