Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.