Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.