Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.