What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!