What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.