Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.