How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ?

Ten tickles

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan