What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.