What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.