What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)