What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.