What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese