What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !