What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.