What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.