Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.