What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!