What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.