Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
An acrocat !
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
They start coffin.
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
A lid !
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Blon-D
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.