What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.