What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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They left the plunger in the toilet.

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Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.