What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Angus McCoatup

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A moon-tain.

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He juiced...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!