What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!