What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.