What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!