How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.