How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.