How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.