Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good