Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!