What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King