What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.