How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."