He didn't wrap his Whopper
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An angry wopper.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
He had to get plaid.
By selling your camera.
Because she married Mr. Softy!
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
A cheesy pickup line
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
Finding out it's curable.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
