Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin