Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin