What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.