What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.