How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.