How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.