Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...