Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.