What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."