What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!