What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey