I'd autotune him out. :)
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
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