What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.