What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.