What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Because it's the future.

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A calendar has a future...

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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