What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs