What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.