What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.