What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry