Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Shoe Factory Jokes More Shoe Factory Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.