Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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When his lips are shut.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Because he's shellfish!

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Double D-Mons

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So they can bring two canopies.

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Force of habit.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.