What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.