What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.