What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.