What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"