What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.