Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Would you like fries with that "

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The Allahu Ak Bar

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Itali-cized.

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The all up in yo business.

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Work smarter not harder people.

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WITNESS ME!"

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A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.