How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.