How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.