What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !