What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)