What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.