What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs