If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Lipstick
A pregnant woman is in Labour
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
What if my house burns down
They can't stop licking their paws.
Put him in the front.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
A frog in a blender.
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
The Millenial Falcon.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
His medical license was doctored.
Because he cauterize.
