What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...