What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.