What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!