What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.