What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!