Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Anorexic Person Jokes More Anorexic Person Jokes

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton