How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.