How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...