What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow