What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.