Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
On a blind date!
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A forty-carrot wedding ring.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
C Moon
