Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon