Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"