Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter